With an issue so diverse as pooping, it becomes important to measure and compare dooks in a way that is standardized for all loggers. Thus, I propose the Ashley's Scale. This would be a system that combines 2 elements measured on a five point scale.
The first would be a measure of size. If you run to the bathroom only to spit out a handful of rabbit pellets, it would not be as significant as evicting an entire brood of baby snakes.
The second measure would be relief. This would cover everything from the last minute decision to drop the brown buddies off to a life or death situation in which the sweat is pouring down your brow, and you are questioning if you can actually make it before you download the Starship Pooper.
An Ashley score should be displayed so that both numbers are obvious with a 1(1) being an event of little note, while 5(5) would make you question the existence of Sir Thomas Crapper. Obviously, like the GS Scale there will be room for debate, but the Ashley's Scale will at least offer a roll for demarcation in the colonologies to come.
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